Joey: Hey, Rach...how you doin'?
Rachel: I'm doing good, baby...how you doin'?

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Chandler: Rachel, when, uh, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women.

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yesilikerachel.mp3 (136 kb)

Ross: Uh, you... you like Rachel?
Joey: Yes. I like Rachel.

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shouldntstandintheway.mp3 (338 kb)

Ross: You need to find out where she is. Because if she's not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Joey: But what if, uh...and I'm not saying she will be but...
Ross: If she is where you are, then, uh... then my feeling weird about it shouldn't stand in the way.
Joey: Are you sure?
Ross: Yeah.

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couldntfindabetterguy.mp3 (136 kb)

Ross: Look... if, if she's gonna end up with somebody else, truth is, she couldn't find a better guy. So...
Joey: 'K...thanks.

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didntgetmsg.mp3 (225 kb)

Rachel: Why didn't I get that message?
Ross: What?
Rachel: From the guy in the bar. Why didn't I get that message?
Ross: Because I folded it up and put it in my pants pocket. Do you... do you not look there?

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whatswrongwithus.mp3 (158 kb)

Ross: You... you are the one who moved on and didn't tell anyone.
Rachel: Oh, God... Ross, this is just so messed up! <Sigh> What is wrong with us?

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doesntwork.mp3 (254 kb)

Rachel: You know when people hear about our situation, they always ask, "What? You, you... you live together but you're not a couple? And yet you have a baby? Isn't that weird?" And I say, "No. You know what? It's not, because it works for us. But y'know what, this doesn't work. In fact, this is the... the opposite of working."
Ross: Clearly.

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doesntmakesense.mp3 (580 kb)

Rachel: We said that we would... we would live together as long as this makes sense. And maybe this, y'know, just doesn't make sense anymore.
Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what do you want to do?
(Knocking on door; door opens.)
Joey: Hey!
Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for awhile?
Joey: Ah, uh... of course.
Rachel: Thank you.
(Joey and Rachel hug. Rachel sighs.)

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youwereamazing.mp3 (106 kb)

Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell you. I have been thinking all day about that scene you did. I mean, you were amazing!

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readlineswithme.mp3 (141 kb)

Joey: I was just going over the script now. Hey, you wanna read lines with me?
Rachel: Me? Aw, I'm not an actress.
Joey: Oh, all right. I can ask Monica...
Rachel: Oh, screw her! That part is mine!

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kissdream.mp3 (745 kb)

Joey (reciting lines with Rachel): So what about us? Everything we feel for each other?
Rachel (reading script): It's over. You have to accept that.
Joey: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again? Or...touch your skin? Or... feel your lips? Knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that...I can never kiss you again, when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now?
(silence)
Rachel (stops reading script; gazing at Joey): Kiss me.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Kiss me.
Joey: Uh, Rach, it doesn't say that.
Rachel: No, I'm saying it.
Joey: But... What...?
Rachel: Just...don't talk. (Leans forward to kiss Joey. Audience cheers. Rachel wakes up from dream. Audience is disappointed.)

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prettyintensedream.mp3 (165 kb)

Rachel: I had a... I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Monica: Wow! You mean 'kiss him' kiss him?
Rachel: Oh yeah! I mean, it was pretty intense.

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meananything.mp3 (43 kb)

Rachel (to Monica): So do you think that my dream means anything?

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inlovejustonce.mp3 (264 kb)

Joey: Y'know, I have to make it convincing that... that I'm in love with Olivia.
Rachel: So?
Joey: So? I've never played that.
Rachel: Oh, honey. It can't be that hard. I mean, you've been in love before.
Joey: Uh, we, uh, well... just once... with you.

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itwaskillingme.mp3 (430 kb)

Joey: Yeah, OK. There, there, there, there's this party scene coming up...
Rachel: Mm hm.
Joey: And... and Olivia and her husband are there. And all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her. But... he can't. And that makes me think about all those times I wanted to grab you and kiss you. But, you didn't know it so I would just... y'know, pretend everything was cool. But, really, it was killing me.
Rachel: Joey... you never... never talked about that before.

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youresobeautiful.mp3 (374 kb)

Joey (to Rachel): And I would remember all those mornings... before you would even put on your makeup... and I would think to myself, 'My God. She...is...beautiful.' And it hurt so much because I knew I could never tell you. But it was worth it... just to be there looking at you.

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Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
Monica: Yeah.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible, um, for two friends to fool around and...and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: No, I don't think that ever works. Why?
Rachel: No reason.

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Monica: Who, Rachel?
Rachel: Yeah?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Nobody! Forget it!

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Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Rachel: Yeah! Y'know what? Ever since I had that dream about him, I can't get it out of my head!

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Joey (going through Rachel's phone numbers): Pass, pass, oh pass, pass...
Rachel: Why, why? What's wrong with these guys?
Joey: Well, nothing major. It's just that, y'know, they're not really good enough for you. And you deserve the best.
Rachel: Joey...you're so sweet.
Joey: It's true!

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Monica: What about all the guys that you got the phone numbers from? What...why don't you kiss one of them?
Rachel: I could! I could! But I don't want to. I wanna kiss Joey!

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shareitwithaguy.mp3 (154 kb)

Rachel: Aw! You guys are so lucky you're here with people. Y'know, it's just such a romantic place. That's all. I wish I could (looks at Joey) share it with a guy.

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anybodyulike.mp3 (185 kb)

Joey: But, uh, what about back home? Anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Rachel (sipping nervously on straw): No.

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blushing.mp3 (126 kb)

Joey: There is! You're blushing!
Rachel: No! I'm not blushing! I'm sunburned...from, y'know... the rain.

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whocanunotget.mp3 (297 kb)

Joey: You like someone! Tell me who it is! C'mon.
Rachel: No.
Joey: C'mon!
Rachel: No. (Walks away; Joey goes after her, tickling her.) Joe-eeey!
Joey: C'mon..who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who is it? Who do you like? Who do you like? Who?
Rachel: All right! Joey! C'mon!!! It doesn't matter. Y'know? It's not, like, anything's gonna happen.
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?

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goodnightross.mp3 (145 kb)

Rachel (standing next to Ross, watching Joey leave with Charlie): <sigh>
Ross: OK, good night!
Rachel: Good night, Ross!

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homoerectus.mp3 (134 kb)

Ross (reading speech): And the example of homo erectus...
Rachel: (chuckling)
Joey (smiling): Erectus?
Rachel: Homo.
Joey: Right!

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notgoingafterwronggirl.mp3 (500 kb)

Joey: I feel so stupid, y'know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: What are you... what are you talking about?
Joey: Oh c'mon. There's you, and there's Charlie. And then it's like... what the hell is my problem? I just... ugh... (falls backward on bed)
Rachel: OK. Um. Maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl.
Joey: I'm telling you, Rach... Charlie is not right for me.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her.
Joey: Then who?

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joeyrealizes.mp3 (632 kb)

Rachel: Y'know, what? Forget it!
Joey: No, no, no, no, no...who? Who are you talking about?
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't... I don't... I actually don't know who I'm talking about. So...
Joey: Oo-kay.
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: Uh. All right. Well. I'm gonna see if I can get a room for tonight and, uh, I'll.. I'll see you later.
Rachel: Yeah, sure.
(Joey leaves. Realizes what Rachel meant. Returns to Rachel's room. Rachel gives the "Yeah, it's me" look. Audience cheers.)

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ivebeenthinkingaboutus.mp3 (574 kb)

Joey: You like me?
Rachel: OK, let's not make a big thing about this.
Joey: It's a huge thing!
Rachel: OK, you're not working with me, Joe. Here's the thing. Lately, I have been having thoughts. Musings, if you will.
Joey: For how long?
Rachel: O-only like a month.
Joey: A month!?!
Rachel: Dial it down! Listen, OK... and, and maybe they're crazy thoughts. But, but...sometimes I do. I...I've been thinking about... y'know... us. (Silence) OK, dial it up a little.

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curious.mp3 (644 kb)

Joey: I just have one question.
Rachel: Shoot.
Joey: What the hell are you doing?!?
Rachel: I-I'm not trying to do anything! It's just...we have such a good time when we're together, y'know? And, I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like?
Joey: Am I curious? I'm as curious as...as...George!
Rachel: Who?
Joey: Curious George.
Rachel: Oh!
Joey: Y'know, the monkey. And the guy with the yellow hat.
Rachel: Yes, of course...I remember him!
Joey: Yeah. He had a paper route.
Rachel: Yeah, he did. Aw, see? This is what I'm talking about.
Joey: No, I know. Yeah, I know! We're great! But, Rachel, this can't happen.
Rachel: But can't it... just happen... a little bit?

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notabigdeal.mp3 (272 kb)

Rachel: Oh God! I shouldn't have said anything!
Joey: No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, hey... we'll be fine! Hey, like you said, it's not a big deal.
Rachel: It's not a big deal.
Joey: No big deal.
Rachel: It's so not a big deal.
Joey: Yeah, I'll see you later!
Rachel: OK!
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: OK! (shake hands)
Joey: Hey! (leaving)
Rachel: OK!
(Joey leaves)

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thekiss.mp3 (763 kb)

(Music. Joey knocks.)
Rachel: What?
(Joey takes Rachel and kisses her.)
Rachel: Oh!
(They kiss again. Door closes.)

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